My name is Matt, I'm 23, I like playing guitar, and lasagna. I'm a misanthrope and nihilist. I'm not afraid of wolves, but if I ever came face to face with an angry wolf, I would probably get scared. Also, I make videos.
—This is now the quote I live by. Thank you, Mr. Peanut Butter.
Cool ghost photography by surrealist photographer Cristopher McKenney.
Why are we writing shit on paint swatches? You hipster fucks are irritating
Before anyone signs any petition, I urge you to read this explanation from a police officer explaining the other side of “heinous, unwarranted, murders” or whatever else. This paranoia and distaste for police has little to do with the actual actions of police officers, and almost everything to do with media outlets that sensationalize EVERYTHING.
How often do you read “Man making verbal and physical threats to police officer with unidentified object in hand shot to death after 10 minute stand off” vs “UNARMED BLACK MAN NEEDLESSLY MURDERED BY POLICE”?
Just food for thought, guys.
"I thought, ‘how the fuck are we talking underwater?’"
There are certain people in my life that cause a specific thought to go through my head every time another drunk picture of themselves comes up; “Please pass out and drown in your own vomit”.
Only two kinds of people use “bae”.
1) Sarcastic fuckers
2) Fucking idiots
If you don’t use it in a sarcastic manner, please realize that everyone else thinks you’re an imbecile. Also, please never have children.