My name is Matt, I'm 23, I like playing guitar, and lasagna. I'm a misanthrope and nihilist. I'm not afraid of wolves, but if I ever came face to face with an angry wolf, I would probably get scared. Also, I make videos.
Joshua Graham (via whats-the-time-mister-wolf)
TIL: Fire safety is about brightness.
THERE IS ACTUALLY NOT A BETTER FEELING THEN TO HAVE A BESTFRIEND WHO ALSO THINKS OF U AS THEIR BESTFRIEND
I dunno, man. Letting out a fart you’ve been holding onto all day is pretty fucking great.
Can’t lose what I never had, brah.
#hxc #getonmylevel #swag #yolo #frozenyogurt4lyfe #crossfit
I’d never heard Iggy Azalea before now, and I hope that I never have to hear here again. This song is fucking terrible. She is fucking terrible.
Hopefully this career takes a nosedive like a lawn dart soon.
Believe it or not, life isn’t as beautiful and perfect as tumblr makes it look. To get those “moments” you’ve gotta work at it, so stop blogging crap all the time about “the good life” if you cant afford to do it.
who ever said high school was the best 4 years of their life must have had a really fast metabolism and was probably really popular and had lots of friends and got good grades and did not have social anxiety
Whoever said high school was the best four years of their life never did anything else with said life
Spider-Woman’s Big Ass is a Big Deal!
The internet, and the majority of the people on it, are fucking retarded. People will get insulted by absolutely anything these days.
Nobody is out to get your or take advantage of you. Shut the fuck up.